- Style: A wisp of a stache, ideal for novices and on-the-go types that can’t fuss with the maintenance and work that goes into cultivating a fuller mustache.
- History: Originating in the southern United States just after the Civil War. Many young men had to take over as head of their family households after their brothers and fathers were killed during the Northern War of Aggression. It was well known that the best price on barley and feed was reserved for mature men, much favored by the sodomist general store proprietors. Cultivating a dirt stache helped these pubescent youngsters be taken seriously by those cornholing bastards.
- Modern Times: A resurgence in the Dirt seems to have coincided with the skyrocketing popularity of meth labs and NASCAR.
- Perfect For: Date rapists, rednecks, meth lab proprietors, and 17 year olds trying to buy alcohol.
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