- Style: An arrangement of dark lip hugging hair that creeps downward in the shape of an upside-down “U.”
- History: The legendary Cannon was invented in 1974 in W. Lafayette, IN by L. Cannon, patenting it that same year. This is the first time this has ever happened but many celebrities followed in his historic footsteps. For example, Tom Selleck patented his Magnum P.I. lip sweater in 1985. At first, people were horrified with this bold, unshaven presentation but it soon gained in popularity and is still the choice of shadeballs around the world.
- Modern Times: A lawsuit between L. Cannon and the producers of the TV comedy Reno: 911 and the director of the Beastie Boys “Sabatoge” video settled out of court for a total of 7.3 million. L. Cannon also won the rights to the entire species of black caterpillars to their close resemblance to his famous ‘stache.
- Perfect For: Self-deprecating inviduals,time wasters, people who scream “Are You F—ing Kidding Me?’ at least eleven times a day, and those with a penchant for 80′s hard rock.
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The Girl said,
July 14, 2009 at 9:54 pm
I so dig Junior out loud !