The Kwasman is very popular in West Chicago. Even the mayor sports one!
- Style: An entire foot of lip whiskers, curled upwards at the end with “Dapper Dan’s Slick Lips”
- History: This was first sighted in 1643 at a house party that featured a juggling clown named Kwasman. It reached it’s pinnacle of popularity in the War of 1812. Unfortunately, the majority of the individuals who chose to sport this ‘stache died in battle. The Kwasman was never seen again.
- Modern Times: After almost 200 years, the Kwasman has again emerged and is in style in the city of West Chicago. Even the mayor proudly displays this facial assortment of follicles! The mayor, Mike Kwasman, claims he chose this lip sweater because he “liked the name and saw it on the History Channel.”
- Perfect For: Individuals with no sense of humor, elected officials that make fun of tax payer’s mothers, kangaroo court judges, and advocates of Redflex Red Light Cameras. For more info on Mayor Kwasman, please visit www.rufkm.net.
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Mayor Kwasman said,
July 10, 2009 at 10:59 pm
“Found a new way to beat the system, don’t break the LAW. Shame we can’t choose what laws we like and what laws we don’t. As far as making fun of my moustache, I love it
Bet it reminds you of your mothers. Keep up the fun and try to have someone read the rules of the road to you.”
(Yes, this is from an elected official. From his Facebook “Wall”)
Mr. Spackleback said,
July 12, 2009 at 7:53 pm
I can just imagine him up at the lake in a knee long bathing suit, sipping a light beer with a lime, and a t-shirt that reads Free Moustache Rides.